Welcome to “REV ABS”… REV ABS… Say it louder!
You could do Ab crunches all day… and you could still be getting ripped off!
Memorable phrases like: “He doesn’t drink a six pack… he wears it!”… make me wonder if they have real professional writers scripting this stuff. I want to know if I drink a six pack will REV ABS also get me drunk?
I’m just saying!
In my time as a Fitness Professional I have heard every “made” up phrase or “fitness word” to try to get you to think that an info-mercial fitness product is revolutionary.
Just because there’s some new made up words, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you should go run out and buy this “Rev Abs” program. Some of my favorite made up words are:
1. Ab-centrics.. obviously… because the Abs are a central part of this program. Wow, that’s a stretch!
2. Upper flexion – of what? Torso… chest, back, head or just for the fuck of it!
3. Lower flexion – I’m now starting to piss my pants!
4. … and before I really lose control of my bowels… “DOUBLE FLEXION”. You would have to me the hottest “Personal Trainer” in New York City to come up with that … absolute BULLSHIT!
So is “REV ABS” a “Total Body Workout” ( like every stupid ass program out there) or is it “Ab-centric”… now I’m confused.
You tell me after you watch the video below:
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June 21st, 2010 at 6:41 am
THanks for sharing this Rocco. I don’t know how you find all these crazy ass infomercials but thanks for sharing. “Seems” like the workout could be good with the mix of boxing, Capoeira, body weight training, and weight but its a complete turn off to educated fitness professionals when these companies create made up “new” buzz words. Why don’t they stop trying to sell the public instead of give them the truthful information they need??
Things that make you say hmmm…