Archive for Fitness Stupidity
The amazing excuses of FAT People…
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Obviously most people know me for telling it like it is… and if you don’t know me, please avert your eyes from what’s about to happen.
I posted this photo yesterday on Facebook with the caption, “Here’s a hint… if you are this fat, don’t wear clothes like this… even if you’re exercising“.
If you haven’t guessed it got the desired result I wanted. 46 comments with me in the midst, but so divided and as it would be, some people sided with me and other people really didn’t get the point and others were just festering in their rage that I would actually say something about fat people and really didn’t get it.
I’m still baffled… didn’t they get the memo, Rocco is a fuckin’ asshole! when it comes to fat people trying to show off their fatness.!
No matter what, this is stupid for so many reasons… the most important being that if you are this fat and you want to wear clothes like this… buy clothes that fit and not extenuate your fat rolls.
Please leave a comment… for I want all to be heard.
Jillian Michaels is as Dumb as she looks… Here’s a few Kettlebell Exercises
Posted by: | CommentsIt’s obvious to me that stupidity runs rampant both on the set of “The Biggest Loser” and off the set. Now supposed “Top Trainer” Jillian Michaels decides she is going to show us how to swing “her favorite piece of new exercise equipment… the Kettlebell.” (note: The Kettlebell has been around at least since 1704 when it showed up in Russian dictionaries… so much for new.)
I want you to please watch the video all the way through because Jillian Michaels is doing an exercise where she is swinging the Kettlebell and her head all the way through her legs almost kissing her own ass. My good friend The Iron Tamer David Whitley, Senior RKC calls it the “kiss your ass goodbye” Kettlebell Swing.
Doesn’t anyone take responsibility anymore for the bullshit they spew. Some unsuspecting fan of Jillian Michaels will do this ridiculous display of stupidity and wind up hurting parts of their body they didn’t even know they had… and then the “real” Kettlebell instructors suffer.
Are you Kettlebell certified Jillian? I would have to think not… after that display of fitness stupidity. Please leave Kettlebell instruction to the people that actually know what the hell they are doing.
Body by Jake Tower 200 – Is Jake making a coming back?
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He’s been out of the spotlight for a while but Jake Steifeld, the Jake behind “Body by Jake” has come back to what he knows best…selling direct response fitness products! Many of us in the fitness industry have believed that Jake and his kind had disappeared because the public actually caught on to the bullshit that was being peddled.
I guess some of Jake’s handler’s thought it was enough time for the bullshit dust cloud to settle and most people would forget that they bought the piece of shit known as the “Hip and Thigh Sculptor” or “The Body by Jake… Cardio Cruiser” and sold it at a garage sale for five dollars… in the box “as new”.
Now Jake has recruited one tough “MoFo”, MMA fighter, Randy Couture to help sell his new “Body by Jake” Tower 200. The commercial say if you have a door you can get a great workout…I say if you have a door someone should through you out of the f@#kin’ thing if you buy this “Rack Full of Rubber Bands”. I don’t care how tough Randy Couture is… I know that he didn’t spend 5 seconds on the Tower 200. Whomever is behind this wanted you to know that there is a “steel frame” (because everything else that “Body by Jake sold you was made of plastic) and includes a drop down “Wall Chart” just to make sure you know how to perform all the exercises you won’t be doing on this apparatus.
I have to give it to the producers of this commercial…it is much slicker, way tougher and obviosly Jake is trying to go after the male fitness population. Good try Jake but … really…stop it!
For your viewing pleasure the new Body by Jake Tower 200 commercial:
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Rocco Visits Dale Buchanan of Supreme Ultimate Fitness in Boca Raton
Posted by: | CommentsEvery couple of months I try to get down to Florida to play a little golf at one of my favorite golf courses and just relax. I’ll go by my friend Rick’s gelato place, Gelato at Collado’s and scarf down at least a half pint or so of gelato, throw down some espresso and take a walk to the beach to see how many ocean front mansions are in foreclosure. Sometimes I don’t think I can count that high…but I manage.
On my last trip I wasn’t able to get my fill of gelato, espresso and foreclosures so I checked out my friend and “branding” client, Dale Buchanan’s new place Supreme Ultimate Fitness in Boca Raton. I have to tell you, it kicks ass! I was very pleased to see what he had done with the information he had learned. It’s the only type of training facility of it’s kind that incorporates High Intensity Training (which I love), Kettlebells, Bodyweight, TRX Suspension Training coupled with an “Active Recovery” system that includes Tai Chi and other forms of active recovery. For those of you who don’t know what active recovery is, it is a way of cooling down the muscular system as well as other systems by moving them in a rhythmic flow.
Check out the video below to introduce yourself to Dale Buchanan…and when you’re down in Boca Raton, look him up…or go to his website at: http://supremeultimatefitness.com
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Jazzercise-Move your Booty Body-1982
Posted by: | CommentsI couldn’t breath at the writing of this blog post because I was laughing so hard at this video. This video is from my Junior Year in High School. I remember Jazzercise as it became very popular in the ’80′s. It’s actually still pretty popular.
I’m really not sure how it survived the insanity displayed in the video below, but it has. I have to tell you this is awesome because never in my life have I ever heard or have seen someone sing the phrase “boom chukakaluka…boom chukakaluka” in a fitness video…ever! I just had to put this up because It’s Monday and I know that you need something to get you through the rest of the week…trust me, this will.
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