Archive for March, 2009
I received thousands of e-mails filled with excuses…
Posted by: | Comments…I received literally thousands of e-mails filled with vemom and excuses from fat people across the globe when I called them stupid for being fat.
I then decided to find out what fat people thought the benefits of being fat were. Guess how many e-mails I received… “ZERO” not one e-mail. My inbox was filled with thousands telling me what a piece of shit I was for saying that FAT people are stupid, then they die but not one could give me at least one benefit.
So I ask if there is no benefit to being fat, why is 65% of the American population FAT? Fat people are not pretty. Fat People are not energetic. Fat people are not productive. Fat people are not healthy.
So give me a clue to what is going on in your FAT mind.

Can Anyone Tell Me the Benefits of Being Fat?
Posted by: | CommentsWhen I receive the onslaught of e-mails like I have in regards to yesterday’s blog post condemning me to Hell and parts unknown, I have to ask one question;” What really are the benefits of being Fat?”
It seems like a logical question being that I get haters by the dozens telling me what a harsh son of a bitch I am. That I should die…even though they might be two pie slices away from a heart attack. It doesn’t make sense to me that Fat people and thin people who have taken up the fat people’s cause would curse the day I was born but can’t give me any real “benefit” to why being fat is such a great status symbol that they should be accepted, tolerated and given special treatment.
When someone can give me a real answer and not something that poses as an idiotic excuse for comedy like, “When your fat you can wear sweatpants to a restaurant and no one cares”. Yep…brilliance on parade here…or even more stupid, “You can always get your money’s worth at the all-you-can-eat-buffet”. Yep, I’m laughing so hard I’m peeing my pants.
If you can find any benefits which I don’t think you can…then what the hell is taking you so long to get your shit together?
…and by the way, Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
How about watching the video portion of my blog below.

Fat People are Stupid…and then they die!
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This is one of those things that pisses me off beyond belief. I have many motivational type quotes that I use and have used over the course of my career, one being…”Fat People are Stupid and then they die!”. That quote breeds so much controversy and venom from fat people and now from idiotic fitness professionals…I think.
Let me begin by saying that I left a comment on a friend and colleague’s blog that asked for inspirational/motivational quotes. I left a bunch of them including “Fat People are Stupid…then they die!” and someone decided (using initials not even their name) to respond to me in the comments section that “The amount of body fat a person possesses has nothing to do with their intelligence level”. Now whomever this person is should quit the fitness business if he/she is truly apart of this industry because anyone who condones fatness in this industry is themselves “Stupid”.
I don’t care if you are a member of MENSA, a Rocket Scientist, brain surgeon, heart surgeon, if you have the cure for cancer and you drop dead tomorrow at 40 years old or younger because of Obesity related issues…you are dumber than a box of rocks! You’ve wasted your life on gluttony and got what you deserve…Death by Stupidity.
SO you can Boo Hoo all you want and make all the lame excuses you want but the reality is that if you are fat and don’t do anything about it, want to bitch and complain, want everyone to accept you for what you are…then you are “Stupid” and should and will die of a heart attack or something worse.

Come Take a Free Boot Camp Class…in Columbus.
Posted by: | CommentsWell if you’ve been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks then you wouldn’t know that I will be in Columbus, OH for The Arnold Classic and Sports Festival.
Every year it is quite a show…and I’m only talking about the Expo! This year I have so many people to meet. I’ve been getting e-mails from tons of people that are going up and wanting to meet up…and I will try to shake as many hands and kiss as many babies as I can in one weekend.
One really exciting thing that I am doing is Celebrity Guest instructing a good friend of mine, Vic Magary’s Boot Camp on Saturday, March 7 at 10am. It’s a Free Boot Camp for everyone going to The Arnold Classic and anyone who lives in the Columbus area.
It’s being held at the Metro Martial Arts & Fitness: http://www.columbusohiokarate.com
If you’re at The Arnold or in Columbus on Saturday, March 7…you better be there to get your ass kicked! Don’t forget, it’s at 10 am…that’s right…in the morning.
See you there.

Tele-seminar to help Red Cross’ Victorian Bushfire Appeal
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